Colt - Pavitar Lassoi & Byg Byrd

Wait a minute, man. Hey, check this out man, tell it It was this blind man, right? Man, check this out. It was this blind man, right? He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick, right? Hey. He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'? Fish market He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said Woo, good morning ladies You like that shit, man? Pretty good Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man Are you asshol or motherfucker, man? I tell you what. My man on the guitar, hey We'll fool on the drums, yeah, right Hey, everybody just crowd around the mic I'll tell you all these motherfucking jokes But first, I'mma start off like this Hey, help me sing it, homeboy Come on Said Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we need We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coupe de Ville If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy will Well, it was just sundown in a small white town They call it East Side Palm Dale When the Afroman walked through the white land Houses went up for sale Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CD's When I met a little girl named Jan I let her ride in my Caddy 'cause I didn't know Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klub Klan We fucked on the bed, fucked on the flo' Fucked so long, I grew a fuckin' afro Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the right She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white I thought to myself, Sheba, Sheba Got my ass lookin' like a zebra I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet So I ran, I jumped out the back window But her daddy, he was waitin' with a two by four Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right The mutha-fucker whooped my ass all night But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad That's the best damn pussy I ever had I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine I'm a fuck that bitch just one more time Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup De Ville If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy will I met this lady in Hollywood, she had green hair But damn she looked good I took her to my house, 'cause she was fine But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine I met this lady from Japan, never made love with an African I fucked her once, I fucked her twice I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya I met a woman in the heart of Australia Had a big butt and big titties, too So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo See, I met this lady from Hawaii Stuck it in her ass, and she said, "Aiiee!" Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky She said, I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me I came in her mouth it was a crisis I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong Like Cheech and Chong Hey, wait a minute man, check this out (sell tapes from here to Hong Kong) I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee Her titties were filled with Hennessey That country music nearly drove me crazy But I rode that ass and said, "Yes, Miss Daisy" Met this lady in Oklahoma put that pussy in a coma Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again Met a real black girl in South Carolina Fucked her 'til she turned into a white albino Fucked this hooker in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her Fucked this girl, down in Georgia, came in her mouth Man, I thought I told ya Met this beautiful sexy ho She just ran 'cross the border of Mexico Fine young thing, said her name's Maria I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla I wanna get married, but I can't afford it I know I'ma cry when she gets deported Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong So roll, roll, roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems Feelin' high as hell Flyin' through Palmdale Skatin' on Dayton rims Come on So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coupe de Ville If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell I bet my Caddy will

متكتف مهموم موجوع وضعيف وشجاع مليان أحلام وعشان مربوط مكسور وبكسر في المآديف وتفوت أيام وتمر سنين وانا حالي غريب انا مين انا مين مشدود في الساقية وعايش مبسوط وحزين ومحبط وجرئ ورزين مشدود في الساقية وعايش مبسوط وحزين ومحبط وجرئ ورزين على غفلة اتحول بركان جبار انا ضلمة وليل أنا نار ونهار متكتف مهموم موجوع وضعيف وشجاع مليان أحلام وعشان مربوط مكسور وبكسر في المآديف ماشي على طريق مكتوب مرسوم بس انا مسؤول وعليا اللوم ماقدرش أقول من الذنب برئ لا انا ابليس ولا هبقى رسول ماقدرش أقول من الذنب برئ لا انا ابليس ولا هبقى رسول قدامي طريق همشيه همشيه نفهم في الآخر كل ده لية متكتف مهموم موجوع وضعيف وشجاع مليان أحلام وعشان مربوط مكسور وبكسر في المآديف

فوسط زحمة وناس كتير وطريق أنا ماشي فيه عكس السير وسط الطموح والأمل والتمني فاضلي خطوة توصلني فوسط حاجات ومكيفات بحاول أنسى كل اللي فات في وسط صدري ضلعي مكسور ومن خلاله قلبي شايف نور أنا كنت فاكر اني طاير وأتاريني على وشي بقع أنا كنت فاكر إني هوصل لكني بهرب من الوجع أنا كنت فاكر اني طاير وأتاريني على وشي بقع أنا كنت فاكر إني هوصل لكني بهرب من الوجع فوسط الليل وأنا بعيد عن البشر شفت نور يشبه نور القمر بس القمر مسيره يفارق ويسيبني تاني مع الوحدة أحارب فوسط قصة حب يعني وهمية كان لازم أصدق اصل الوحدة قوية مش كل المشاعر حقيقية أنا شفت نور معرفتش اغمض عنيا أنا كنت فاكر اني طاير وأتاريني على وشي بقع أنا كنت فاكر إني هوصل لكني بهرب من الوجع أنا كنت فاكر اني طاير وأتاريني على وشي بقع أنا كنت فاكر إني هوصل لكني بهرب من الوجع

I hate that S-Class Benz that you're so damn proud of You hate my truck 'cause you can't climb out of it And I'll admit it girl, I said it and I meant it Yeah, I loved you for a minute, but we dance sure different It's been a week since you went and hit the highway And made it clear that I oughta have it my way But my way looks a whole lot better With just my truck in the driveway And I hope you find you a high rollin' High rise view that you don't get in the country And I hope you find you a guy with some dollar sign eyes And a pocket full of money And it ain't that I want you to think that I hate every single little thing you do But when you say that I ain't ever gonna find nobody just like you I hope that's true You got drunk one night and told me I was white trash I was high, but I guess I wasn't high class Enough to show up with you on your own We were never gonna be two kids on a farm And I hope you find you a high rollin' High rise view that you don't get in the country And I hope you find you a guy with some dollar sign eyes And a pocket full of money And it ain't that I want you to think that I hate every single little thing you do But when you say that I ain't ever gonna find nobody just like you I hope that's true I could sit here bitter and bitchin' And wishin' things woulda gone different But that don't sound nothin' like me at all Honey, who the hell am I kiddin'? And I hope you find you a high rolling High rise view that you don't get in the country And I hope you find you a guy with some dollar sign eyes And a pocket full of money And it ain't that I want you to think that I hate every single little thing you do But when you say that I ain't ever gonna find nobody just like you I hope that's true Yeah, I hope that's true Oh, I hope that's true Oh, I hope that's true