Colt 45 (Country Remix) - Cooper Alan

Wait a minute, man. Hey, check this out man, tell it It was this blind man, right? Man, check this out. It was this blind man, right? He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick, right? Hey. He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'? Fish market He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said Woo, good morning ladies You like that shit, man? Pretty good Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man Are you asshol or motherfucker, man? I tell you what. My man on the guitar, hey We'll fool on the drums, yeah, right Hey, everybody just crowd around the mic I'll tell you all these motherfucking jokes But first, I'mma start off like this Hey, help me sing it, homeboy Come on Said Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we need We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coupe de Ville If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy will Well, it was just sundown in a small white town They call it East Side Palm Dale When the Afroman walked through the white land Houses went up for sale Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CD's When I met a little girl named Jan I let her ride in my Caddy 'cause I didn't know Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klub Klan We fucked on the bed, fucked on the flo' Fucked so long, I grew a fuckin' afro Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the right She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white I thought to myself, Sheba, Sheba Got my ass lookin' like a zebra I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet So I ran, I jumped out the back window But her daddy, he was waitin' with a two by four Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right The mutha-fucker whooped my ass all night But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad That's the best damn pussy I ever had I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine I'm a fuck that bitch just one more time Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup De Ville If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy will I met this lady in Hollywood, she had green hair But damn she looked good I took her to my house, 'cause she was fine But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine I met this lady from Japan, never made love with an African I fucked her once, I fucked her twice I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya I met a woman in the heart of Australia Had a big butt and big titties, too So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo See, I met this lady from Hawaii Stuck it in her ass, and she said, "Aiiee!" Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky She said, I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me I came in her mouth it was a crisis I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong Like Cheech and Chong Hey, wait a minute man, check this out (sell tapes from here to Hong Kong) I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee Her titties were filled with Hennessey That country music nearly drove me crazy But I rode that ass and said, "Yes, Miss Daisy" Met this lady in Oklahoma put that pussy in a coma Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again Met a real black girl in South Carolina Fucked her 'til she turned into a white albino Fucked this hooker in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her Fucked this girl, down in Georgia, came in her mouth Man, I thought I told ya Met this beautiful sexy ho She just ran 'cross the border of Mexico Fine young thing, said her name's Maria I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla I wanna get married, but I can't afford it I know I'ma cry when she gets deported Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong So roll, roll, roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems Feelin' high as hell Flyin' through Palmdale Skatin' on Dayton rims Come on So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coupe de Ville If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell I bet my Caddy will

All around the water tank waitin' for a train A thousand miles away from home sleeping in the rain I walked up to a brakeman just to give him a line of talk He said if you've got money I'll see that you don't walk Well I haven't got a nickel not a penny can I show He said get off you railroad bum and he slammed the boxcar door Well he put me off in Texas a place I dearly love The wide open spaces all around me the moon and stars above Nobody seems to want me nor to lend me a helping hand I'm on my way from Frisco headin' back to Dixie Land My pocketbook is empty my heart is willed with pain I'm a thousand miles away from home, waitin' for a train

كلما التلج غطا الدني كلما رجع كانون خلصت سني وطلت سني ما بنعرف كيف بتكون كلما التلج غطا الدني كلما رجع كانون خلصت سني وطلت سني ما بنعرف كيف بتكون ماتحزنوا يا صحابي كلما خلصت سني ماتحزنوا يا صحابي مابتخلص الدني كل مرة منودع سني مامنعرف شو جايي كل سني وخلفا في سني مابتخلص الحكايي مهما بعدنا واتفرقنا ماتحزنوا مادام العيد بيرجع يجمعنا وبيرجعوا الايام لما نتودع وتفلوا راح ضل مشتاقة ماتحزنوا يا صحابي راح نرجع نتلاقى

متكتف مهموم موجوع وضعيف وشجاع مليان أحلام وعشان مربوط مكسور وبكسر في المآديف وتفوت أيام وتمر سنين وانا حالي غريب انا مين انا مين مشدود في الساقية وعايش مبسوط وحزين ومحبط وجرئ ورزين مشدود في الساقية وعايش مبسوط وحزين ومحبط وجرئ ورزين على غفلة اتحول بركان جبار انا ضلمة وليل أنا نار ونهار متكتف مهموم موجوع وضعيف وشجاع مليان أحلام وعشان مربوط مكسور وبكسر في المآديف ماشي على طريق مكتوب مرسوم بس انا مسؤول وعليا اللوم ماقدرش أقول من الذنب برئ لا انا ابليس ولا هبقى رسول ماقدرش أقول من الذنب برئ لا انا ابليس ولا هبقى رسول قدامي طريق همشيه همشيه نفهم في الآخر كل ده لية متكتف مهموم موجوع وضعيف وشجاع مليان أحلام وعشان مربوط مكسور وبكسر في المآديف

فوسط زحمة وناس كتير وطريق أنا ماشي فيه عكس السير وسط الطموح والأمل والتمني فاضلي خطوة توصلني فوسط حاجات ومكيفات بحاول أنسى كل اللي فات في وسط صدري ضلعي مكسور ومن خلاله قلبي شايف نور أنا كنت فاكر اني طاير وأتاريني على وشي بقع أنا كنت فاكر إني هوصل لكني بهرب من الوجع أنا كنت فاكر اني طاير وأتاريني على وشي بقع أنا كنت فاكر إني هوصل لكني بهرب من الوجع فوسط الليل وأنا بعيد عن البشر شفت نور يشبه نور القمر بس القمر مسيره يفارق ويسيبني تاني مع الوحدة أحارب فوسط قصة حب يعني وهمية كان لازم أصدق اصل الوحدة قوية مش كل المشاعر حقيقية أنا شفت نور معرفتش اغمض عنيا أنا كنت فاكر اني طاير وأتاريني على وشي بقع أنا كنت فاكر إني هوصل لكني بهرب من الوجع أنا كنت فاكر اني طاير وأتاريني على وشي بقع أنا كنت فاكر إني هوصل لكني بهرب من الوجع

You're on the phone with your girlfriend, she's upset She's going off about something that you said 'Cause she doesn't get your humor like I do I'm in my room, it's a typical Tuesday night I'm listening to the kind of music she doesn't like And she'll never know your story like I do 'Cause she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers Dreaming 'bout the day when you wake up and find That what you're looking for has been here the whole time If you could see that I'm the one who understands you Been here all along, so why can't you see? You belong with me, you belong with me Walk in the streets with you in your worn-out jeans I can't help thinking this is how it ought to be Laughing on a park bench thinking to myself "Hey, isn't this easy?" And you've got a smile that can light up this whole town I haven't seen it in a while since she brought you down You say, "You're fine", I know you better than that Hey, what you doing with a girl like that? She wears high heels, I wear sneakers She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers Dreaming 'bout the day when you wake up and find That what you're looking for has been here the whole time If you could see that I'm the one who understands you Been here all along, so why can't you see? You belong with me Standing by and waiting at your back door All this time, how could you not know, baby? You belong with me, you belong with me Oh, I remember you driving to my house In the middle of the night I'm the one who makes you laugh When you know you're 'bout to cry I know your favorite songs And you tell me 'bout your dreams Think I know where you belong Think I know it's with me Can't you see that I'm the one who understands you? Been here all along, so why can't you see? You belong with me Standing by and waiting at your back door All this time, how could you not know, baby? You belong with me, you belong with me You belong with me Have you ever thought just maybe, you belong with me? You belong with me