Ex-Mas - BIG Naughty

Divorced Beheaded Died Divorced Beheaded Survived And tonight New York we are Live Listen up, let me tell you a story A story that you think you've heard before We know you know our names, and our fame, and our faces Know all about the glories and the disgraces I'm done, 'cause all this time I've been just one word in a stupid rhyme So I picked up a pen and a microphone History's about to get overthrown Divorced, beheaded, died Divorced, beheaded, survived But just for you tonight We're divorced, beheaded, live Welcome to the show, to the histo-remix Switching up the flow as we add the prefix Everybody knows that we used to be six wives Raising up the roof 'til we hit the ceiling Get ready for the truth that we'll be revealing Everybody knows that we used to be six wives But now we're ex-wives New York make some noise All you ever hear and read about Is our ex and the way it ended But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush You're gonna find out how he got unfriended Tonight, we're gonna do ourselves justice 'Cause we're taking you to court Every Tudor rose has its thorns And you're gonna hear 'em live In consort Divorced, beheaded, died Divorced, beheaded, survived But just for you tonight We're divorced, beheaded, live Welcome to the show, to the histo-remix Switching up the flow as we add the prefix Everybody knows that we used to be six wives Dancing through the beat 'til the break of day Once we're done, we'll start again like its the renaissance Everybody knows that we used to be six wives But now we're ex-wives Remember us from PBS (Devorced) My name's Catherine of Aragon Was married 24 years, I'm a paragon of royalty My loyalty is to the Vatican So if you try to dump me, you won't try that again (Beheaded) I'm that Boleyn girl, and I'm up next See, I broke England from the Church Yeah, I'm that sexy Why did I lose my head? Well, my sleeves may be green But my lipstick's red (Died) Jane Seymour, the only one he truly loved (rude) When my son was newly born, I died But I'm not what I seem Or am I? Stick around and you'll suddenly see more (Divorced) Ich bin Anna of Cleves (ja!) When he saw my portrait, he was like (ja!) But I didn't look as good as I did in my pic Funny how we all discuss that but never Henry's little- Prick up your ears, I'm the Katherine who lost her head (beheaded) For my promiscuity outside of wed Lock up your husbands, lock up your sons K-Howard is here and the fun's begun (Survived) Five down, I'm the final wife I saw him 'til the end of his life I'm the survivor, Catherine Parr I bet you wanna know how I got this far I said I bet you wanna know how we got this far Do you wanna know how we got this far? Then Welcome to the show, to the histo-remix Switching up the flow as we add the prefix Everybody knows that we used to be six wives, common, common, common Get your hands up, get this party buzzing You want a queen bee? Well, there's half a dozen Everybody knows that we used to be six wives Ah-ah, wives But now we're ex-wives One, two, three, four, five Six!

Even the sun Knows where you sleep I wasn't done I wasn't be You found a boy And thought he'd grow old I had a girl And I'm taking her home I don't know where you come from Your sun always stay down Boy I know that you're sure gone Until??? somehow Even the sun (I don't know where you come from) Knows where you sleep (Your sun always stay down) I wasn't done, (Boy I know that you're sure gone) I wasn't be (Until??? somehow) You found a boy (Boy there is nothing you couldn't) That's what I'm told (You're still the one I'm falling for) I had a girl, (I have pins, you should take one) I'm taking her home (But no one's home, no)

متكتف مهموم موجوع وضعيف وشجاع مليان أحلام وعشان مربوط مكسور وبكسر في المآديف وتفوت أيام وتمر سنين وانا حالي غريب انا مين انا مين مشدود في الساقية وعايش مبسوط وحزين ومحبط وجرئ ورزين مشدود في الساقية وعايش مبسوط وحزين ومحبط وجرئ ورزين على غفلة اتحول بركان جبار انا ضلمة وليل أنا نار ونهار متكتف مهموم موجوع وضعيف وشجاع مليان أحلام وعشان مربوط مكسور وبكسر في المآديف ماشي على طريق مكتوب مرسوم بس انا مسؤول وعليا اللوم ماقدرش أقول من الذنب برئ لا انا ابليس ولا هبقى رسول ماقدرش أقول من الذنب برئ لا انا ابليس ولا هبقى رسول قدامي طريق همشيه همشيه نفهم في الآخر كل ده لية متكتف مهموم موجوع وضعيف وشجاع مليان أحلام وعشان مربوط مكسور وبكسر في المآديف

فوسط زحمة وناس كتير وطريق أنا ماشي فيه عكس السير وسط الطموح والأمل والتمني فاضلي خطوة توصلني فوسط حاجات ومكيفات بحاول أنسى كل اللي فات في وسط صدري ضلعي مكسور ومن خلاله قلبي شايف نور أنا كنت فاكر اني طاير وأتاريني على وشي بقع أنا كنت فاكر إني هوصل لكني بهرب من الوجع أنا كنت فاكر اني طاير وأتاريني على وشي بقع أنا كنت فاكر إني هوصل لكني بهرب من الوجع فوسط الليل وأنا بعيد عن البشر شفت نور يشبه نور القمر بس القمر مسيره يفارق ويسيبني تاني مع الوحدة أحارب فوسط قصة حب يعني وهمية كان لازم أصدق اصل الوحدة قوية مش كل المشاعر حقيقية أنا شفت نور معرفتش اغمض عنيا أنا كنت فاكر اني طاير وأتاريني على وشي بقع أنا كنت فاكر إني هوصل لكني بهرب من الوجع أنا كنت فاكر اني طاير وأتاريني على وشي بقع أنا كنت فاكر إني هوصل لكني بهرب من الوجع